Some people just need to take a step back, and calm the crap down. Nothing is ever accomplished better when you're angry, except hurting feelings unnecessarily.
I also need to advertise the fact that Freddy purchased a five pound bag of gummy bears on Amazon.com (if you are a slickdeals or dealnews reader, you'll understand why), decided (rightfully) that it was a bad idea and cancelled the order, and then almost got Yichen to convince him to re-buy the gummy bears. At the end of the day, Haribo loses...and so do Freddy and Yichen for being tards. Way to go guys.
at this very instant, i'm devising a plan to kill you.
ReplyDeleteit's going to start something like this:
1.) freddy purchases 10 five-pound bags of haribo gummy bears... feeds one gummy to winnie.
2.) winnie quickly gets addicted
3.) freddy feeds winnie five five-pound bag, which she devours (all the while, making "nom nom nom" sounds)
4.) after consuming all five bags, winnie is sick of haribo gummy bears
5.) freddy purchases a shit ton of fudge and microwaves the gummybears in a bowl of fudge... and feeds the rest of the five bags to winnie.
6.) winnie dies of obesity and sadness from being obese.
the end.
fyi. gaithersburg target sells those 5 pound bags of haribo for $15. Impending obesity + sadness.
ReplyDeleteHey now. Enjoy life because it's short. Especially if you eat 5 lbs of gummies
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