Dear Body (and Arteries),

I am about to ingest a Ray's Hell Burger (again). No, I don't know if it will be the Dogcatcher, topped off with succulent bone marrow...or the burger that is $10 over base price, with truffle oil and foie gras. But don't give up on me body (and arteries). I'll give you the R & R that you require, after shoving this monstrosity down my face. I know it doesn't sound grateful, but it's really the only proper way to devour a Ray's Hell Burger.

Maybe when President Obama and President Medvedev ate there back in June they found a better way to eat the burger. Perhaps White House aides carved the burger with a fork and knife and fed baby bite-fulls to the eagle and the bear. But what an experience they missed out on, if they didn't get spattered with the rosy pink juices of a Ray's Hell Burger center. Bonus points if it got on their Armani suits and guzzled a milkshake!

Anyway body (and arteries), I apologize. I really do. But this is an experience that I believe everyone should have...for some, multiple times. So I am going to do my due part, take guests out tonight to try this hell burger, and you're just going to have to suffer.

Kthnx,

w.